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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

bailiff off in the corner, licking his own balls

Judge: Strike that from the record.

Stenographer eats the paper

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The defense attorney would object, but he’s been chasing his tail for five minutes now.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

The judge ordered a 10 minute recess as a squirrel was spotted outside the courtroom.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"On the night in question, our plaintiff claims to have found you in the kitchen, the garbage can lid stuck around your neck. Neighbors claim to have heard what they described as a struggle. Would you care to share your explanation of the incident with the court?"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Mr. Jingles. I ask you. Did you or did you not sniff the defandant's crotch on the night of November 16th?"