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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

lol, that's not how you eat pringles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Let's pretend I was able to find a gif of Bilquis from American Gods eating a guy with her vagina and posted it here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's how you serve them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, in a column, a cylindrical tube to be exact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh. Damn. 😂🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"HOW MANY PRINGLES DID YOU SUCK!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

All of them, before I swallowed..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm Pringle and I'm single, and I'm ready to mingle..

Come on in my 33 homies...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Intact? And if not, is there a lot of smacking involved?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This reminded me of a Swedish comedy movie in which a dude is seriously sexually repressed and keeps lying about stuff he's done. He tells a story about when he poured frosted flakes into his wife's vagina and "fucked her hard hard hard hard".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

What's the conversion rate again?

2.54 Pringle per crisp?

I never remember the conversion for metric units.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't it the tight vaginas which are considered attractive? What's the point of that bio lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only if you have a tiny dick

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Yep. Can confirm, tight vaginas feel... tight. I prefer them loose.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

look how she's holding her elbows in close to make her waist appear thinner 🙄