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[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Smooth hair free legs make you run faster in CS2.

They also make it easier to slip into cute femboy outfits.

Win-win!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It would need to work on Linux (wayland + Nvidia) first of all. Which it does not, quite the opposite is the case: it crashes my whole PC.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If you like to play a girl character in a video game, you might like playing one in real life

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It happened to me and it could happen to youuuuuu! 😱

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean you don't know about the speed exploit? When you use this you gain +2 dexterity but lose -2 cold resistance. But the -2 cold resistance can be negated by equipping a pair of programmer socks and also gives you +2 comfort!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do the programmer socks come in striped and thigh high for additional cold res?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

There are programmer socks that aren't striped thigh-highs??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I am not in on this, can someone educate me so that I can understand your weird jokes?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The ad on the left is for gaming products, but the picture is for a hair eraser/exfoliator. The joke is that gamers are all uWu femboys.

I mean, a lot of us probably are, but there's going to be a few that are outliers.

Then again, I like my legs being hair free, especially during summer, makes me feel cooler (but only temperature wise, I'm as awkward as all hell otherwise)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Girls aren't real /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Uh oh. I don't know what uWu is. Sorry :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Consider yourself lucky and walk away like you just dodged a bullet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It is supposed to be an emoticon. A little face made from letters (or other characters) that can be used to show your mood when you can't or don't want to use emoji or pictures. This one especially should be a cute face with the "u" being closed eyes and the "w" being sort of a pouting mouth or an animal mouth. Especially the ones with "w" as a mouth are mostly used by men trying to act cute or girlish. They are almost never used by girls. Other examples would be: O_O or ^_^ . Sometimes you get them with surrounding braces to mark the sides of the face: (^_^) or extra characters like this being a drop of sweat ^_^" which resembles this 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is a "hair exfoliator" as painful to use as it sounds?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's like using a very fine-grit sandpaper on your legs, so if that's what you were imagining... yes? Maybe? You basically slowly buff off the hair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hahaha, great, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Amazon ads for "gamer" stuff that is otherwise very femme coded happens when Amazon thinks you are trans and serves you ads about it (presumably before the recipient knows)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's indeed interesting, I never get femme coded stuff recommended and I'm a cis woman gamer... Amazon just wants to sell me faster SSDs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I should have been more specific. What is the product that the joke is about?

Or is it just a funny pink shape that is feminine and that is the joke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I run around with a knife irl, it provides a speed advantage.