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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: anon had sex

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (46 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (7 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I'll choose not.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

it could have been his point

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Are you going to provide an explanation you think is more correct? Some kind of correction, or citation, or just say "you're wrong" without further comment?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

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