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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How far up the chute are we talking?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'll choose not.