Meme transcription:
When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy
[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.
I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.
high fructose corn cereal
Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.
What kind of tools?
Penises?
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Yes, I was searching for hammers...
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.
And here's a cat to balance it oot
Pet the cat
Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me
Gave her ear scratches, just for you.
She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!
I wanna pet her so much
;)
don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget
You can always post other people’s content
Wow you're right. This is easy!
Huh... who knew?
Now that's some fresh content!
Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.
Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.
I like when boobs.
When boobs gamble
Apparently you can gamble online
Options markets are closed
I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!
Lemmy: accidentally making people productive
How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?
Change is SCARY.
Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content
It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke
Shut up, I'm working on it.
Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.
Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!
Let's not go that far.
No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.
Satur6is the global hangover day.
Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon
If I had a life I might have something worth posting.
Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.
Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)
Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?
And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...
lololololol