this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bisexuality awaits. We exist. There are dozens of us!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We have the best flag.

glances at pansexuals

We have a top-three flag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its not a competition but its so unfair the trans flag and pan flags got the god tier color combinations

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It really is such bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Why is it so hard fo you faggots go just admit that you're gay

I imagine this said in a gently mocking way, and it’s funny as hell. Just a bro giving his fellow bro some friendly shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Get topped (straightly)

Life pro tip

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm with the second to last comment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm with the very last comment