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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I concur doctor..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Jesus I wish I was 40 again…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I'm reminded of this old Catwoman PS2 game clip.
Anyway, they're not entirely wrong. I doubt I'll live to even 84, so I have passed halfway through life and my whole body hurts when I sleep longer than 7 hours.
So I resonate with the "I know I will die soon" line.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

These kids are now mods and top contributors for murderedbywords.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Jesus christ, how much do people smoke in these comments to habe wrinkles in their 30's?! It's completely possible to be wrinkle free at the exact age of 40.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

When is this from? When I was the age of the two kids shown, both of my parents were over 40 and I (nor my peers) wouldn't have thought these things. Now I am over 40 and I still don't think these things. I have a niece from a younger sibling who is this age, and she might think these things, but she is also allowed unfiltered access to youtube except when I am around.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

These are... Not inaccurate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It's not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What is this, the medieval times?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I mean yeah that seems accurate to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I’m in this picture. My hair went grey and I have a quad injury.

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