this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The eggiest should-be-an-actor in the land of 4chan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

They need Psycho The Rapist

-- I already told you that's a single word!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cool. Next time, include figging.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I see how this post has TERF vibes, but I legitimately cannot imagine a TERF liking Vtubers. That'd just seem to go against a lot of their way of thinking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How is this TERFy? (Not disagreeing or challenging your position, I just don't understand and would like to)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Have you ever read TERF poetry before? There's just this weird way they tend to write about bodies...

[–] [email protected] 244 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 210 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Up next: cognitive ball torture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

cog n ball torture 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do you give gold on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don't want to risk remembering this...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What a day to be literate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sad I ever learned to read. I guess I'm cursed.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

He need the-rapist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

god i love 4chan

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

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