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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.