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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heard he was great friends with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

And whoever said all those children were actually his kids.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

TBH that would explain the Trump Cameo. It's all about who you know.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Real answer: insurance salesman in the 90's.

This was a slightly exagerated, but rather typical upper-upper-middle class house.

A friend of a friend's dad had the same job, and a similar sized house. Guy had his own pinball room.

He also had a daughter that was in a secret relationship with my girlfriend (that they thought I didn't know about.)

Scissor-box it out with your "friend" all you want, free pinball is free pinball.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pinball is life. Forrest Gump got it wrong. Life is not like a box of chocolates. It is like a pinball game. You're bouncing around like crazy and then suddenly it all ends when you go down the drain...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Know what else is like pinball?

Kidney stones. Definitely feels like you're getting your balls thrown into a lot of shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds incredibly painful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Good. That's what I was aiming for.

It is painful.

What was worse for me? I began suffering from a kidney stone when I was parked at a New Jersey turnpike rest area/service area.

In a semi truck.

Almost 1000 miles from home or anyone I know

With my dog in the truck.

Obligatory pic. Gina, the dog in the story, is no longer with us, but she is the golden/husky mix, while Zeus, the bigger black and white mutt still is.

https://tinypic.host/image/Snapchat-1486115008.3dlaJ4

A dog that had horrible separation anxiety and would chew her way out of said truck if I left her in it with the climate controls on, for more than a few minutes.

I wound up calling 911, since obviously I'm not getting a semi truck into a hospital parking lot, and explaining the situation to the dispatcher. By the time the ambulance got to me, I was doubled over, dry heaving in the parking lot, with my dog freaking out thinking I'm about to die.

In her defense, by then, so did I. I still didn't know it was a kidney stone, and my mind was going immediately to "burst appendix", and me dying a thousand miles from home, in the middle of the night, leaving a wife and a daughter behind....

Ambulance crew loaded up me AND my dog, and one of the EMTs called the hospital, and got that handled.

The hospital security team babysat her, while the nurses and doctors fussed over me.

When it was time to get back to the truck, I tried to call a cab. None would take me back because of the dog. She wasn't a big dog, but not a lapdog either.

Needless to say when the head ER nurse found out, she flipped her shit in perfect, foul-mouthed, Jersey attitude, and this southern boy loved her for it.

She said "I'll take you myself if this guy doesn't, and if he doesn't, his fuckin whole company will be banned from this whole muthafuckin hospital!"

As an aside, that's when it clicked that New Englanders ain't rude or unfriendly. They just express love differently. 😂

Damn. I rambled like hell, but. It all needed to be said anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Dude... fuck me that was something else. And yeah, sometimes we need to let loose and tell what the hell happened in as much detail as possible to get closure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Used to work in a life insurance company and the president bragged about how the top sellers got more money that him.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Some other 90's TV shows and movies:

The Simpsons. Homer owns a 2 story house and supports a family of 5 (at least sometimes 6, with his father Abe) and two pets on a single income as a nuclear safety officer.

Christmas Vacation. Clark Griswold works as a chemical engineer at a food company working on such projects as a coating for cereal to keep it crunchy longer. There's no indication that his wife works. He supports a family of 4, owns a large house, takes frequent lengthy vacations and has enough disposable income to install an in-ground swimming pool...assuming his typical year-end bonus.

Married...With Children. Al Bundy is a retail shoe salesman, his wife does not work. He owns a 2-story house and supports a family of 4.

A single breadwinner owning a large house and supporting a family with disposable income didn't used to be hilariously unrealistic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The implausible part about Homer's job wasn't the salary, it was the fact that he was in charge of safety at a nuclear plant despite being completely unqualified. Lenny and Carl both have Masters' Degrees in Nuclear Science.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But Al Bundy was constantly out of money and he did not own the house. His paycheck went straight to Peg who wasted it on fashion, on herself and useless stuff. The children had to steal food because Peg or Al never cooked at home. At some point Al made a joke that life won't get worse if anyone sues them for money, because he already has 2 mortgages on the house, his car is junk and he has no valuables and no savings to take away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So he could be in a good financial place if his wife didn't deliberately sabotage him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The post-WW2 greatest generation lifestyle was something else. Not to say that all WW2 veterans were well-off (WW2 veterans had a LOT of PTSD and many never recovered from wartime trauma), but increased housing development meant cheap houses for many people. A lot of houses of that time left a lot to be desired in modern terms (like some bathrooms had slots to put used safety razors in, but had no way of emptying them out...), but far more people than ever were actually able to afford homes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My mother's house had one of these pleasant looking Razor Disposal Slots in a medicine cabinet. When we redid the bathroom there was just a pile of ancient rusty razor blades behind the wall.

Boomer era foresight. They probably dumped their used engine oil into holes in the back garden as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

My own father takes a kind of "Oh well, I'm only gonna live another 10 or 20 years anyway" attitude toward....basically everything, from politics to the environment to roof repair.

It hasn't occurred to him that it's a pretty shitty thing to say to your son's face. But it's how they think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll happily trade your razor blade slot for the crumbling linen-covered iron electrical wiring inside metal pipes in our 50's house. Don't worry, we are busy replacing it all. But if I'm suddenly permanently offline our house probably burned down. 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My elementary school childhood home, the fuse box was over the bathtub. And although they didn't completely make it a shower, it did have a removable shower head on a hose mounted down low so you could use it to rinse your hair etc. You had to be really careful where you sprayed it though.

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 2 days ago (15 children)

This is just how things worked back when unions were in the equation. If you sold TVs or drove a truck for a living, you got a house. If you had a good job, you had a house like this and basically everything you wanted.

We traded that life for a few hundred people having yachts instead.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 days ago

My mom worked in a factory, my dad has been chronically unemployed and her parents worked at a food cart.

We owned a 3 story house with two kitchens, four bathrooms, and six bedrooms for $70k in the hood. Gentrification happened and it's worth a million now.

I make double what my mom makes, and with the combined salaries of my wife, we still rent.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (5 children)

People insisting trickle down economics worked, when, in fact, it tricked up into the pockets of Bezos and the Waltons.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Union membership in the US was at 16% in 1991. Obviously that's better than today's 10%, but that spread is hardly big enough to be the difference between the presumed worker's paradise of the early '90s and the dystopian nightmare of 2025.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thing is, you don't even have to be in a union to get the benefit of other industries having them. They raise the bar for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm a Teamster - you don't have to sell me on unions.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The question is not what you do, but when.

If you did the same job you do today 50 years ago, you'd get massively better pay for it. Real (inflation-adjusted) wages have declined in the last decades, especially if you compare with cost-of-living inflation.

It just means that the demand for human labor is diminishing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

It’s funny that people view the middle class lifestyle as luxurious now but while living the lower class life style they call themselves middle class

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

His dad was an exec, and his mom was a fashion designer. They either alluded to, or outright said what his dad's profession was, and the only reason to have those mannequins sitting around is if someone is designing clothing.

His parents had money. However, the uncle was the one that paid for the vacation, as he had even more money.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It was also the 90s. To anyone who didn't live it I can not overstate how many benefits the McCallister adults had. Not even from the government just the world. The Soviet Union had just collapsed, China hadn't risen yet and Europe had just finally recovered from WWII. America was at the end of being uncontested internationally for 50 years and had another decade to go before it all starts to crumble. Being middle class in the United States meant you had a good paying job, not the single bread winner jobs of decades before but wayyy better than what most people are offered now. It was a very different time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Remember how Homer Simpson was supposed to be a loser? Owning a 2 story house in the suburbs and supporting a family of 5 on a single salary? The 90's hit different.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ask any Baby Boomer for career advice, and you'll see how true this is. Who else was advised to "go straight to the boss" when applying for a job?

Double points if you were then directed to apply on a website.

Triple points if you told whoever offered you advice that you had to do the entire application process online, and they didn't believe you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Quadruple points if the website both requires you to upload a CV and enter all of the details into a form before you can submit.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

Was born at the right time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You assume they were his children. I mean he might have just been doing an Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

From what I remember, only a few of the kids on the trip were his, the rest were cousins. His wealthy(er) brother was the one flying them to Paris at his expense. Also he was the one sitting on a ridiculously 3 story brownstone in Manhattan. I don't believe we meet the brother in the films. Kevin's mom was supposed to have been the substantial breadwinner in the house as a fashion designer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's hard to fit a camera crew in a realistically sized house

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It's not just Home Alone for me. Almost every show I watch, I look at the places where the characters live with immense envy.

Lord of the Rings: Man, I'd love to live in that hobbit house. That looks incredibly cozy.

Daredevil: That is such a nice loft, and it has such great light. It's unfair that a guy who's blind doesn't truly appreciate his great apartment because he can't see.

Futurama: Fry's a delivery boy and he lives in a robot's closet, and it's still better than where I live.

Only Murders in the Building: NYC and these guys have those kinds of amazing places? (To be fair, this is a major plot element of the 4th season)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Futurama was wicked funny how they introduced that. It seemed like it was gonna suck big time for fry to live in a closet sized 'apartment' but that 'apartment' had a closet that was bigger than most big ass apartments!

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Kevin's mom is a fashion designer, hence all the mannequins.

And the trip was paid for by Kevin's uncle living in Paris because his work transferred him there.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I really wish this stupid meme would die.

They say it and refer to it multiple times during the opening: THE UNCLE THEY ARE VISITING IS THE ONE PAYING FOR THE VACATION.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean, that's fine. But also it implies significant generational family wealth.

The point is that Kevin's family is loaded. Dad's likely an investment banker, mid-level corporate executive, white shoe lawyer, or other high income profession. And he comes from a family with similar wealth and status, such that they can afford to shell out five figures on an extended vacation abroad.

I think this is alluded to in the class character of Kevin himself, who seems fairly comfortable playing the spoiled rich kid, but is initially terrified and disoriented when presented with people living in poverty.

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