it did 2 full laps around my legs before wondering off to go get stuck under a chair and brutally ripping its hat off :(
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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It's very possible this is already a manga
Except grandpas house and no young master to serve, only angry grandpa who doesn’t want her
ponkotsu ponko
no but the Roomba will be pretty soon.
What's wrong with people
This is what no pussy does to a mfer
Two ways to read this:
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Anon needs to stop reading hentai, he's permanently altered his libido.
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Anon has the virility of an 18-year-old viking, and quite frankly most of us could not even imagine so little stimuli getting the job done.
- Anon is realizing a deep seated kink, maybe even a paraphilia
Unrelated but...
You are completely defective.
Just makes me sad
Cutesy gestures?
"beep bop. help. Roomba is stuck."
I love when they get confused 🥰
Stuck porn caused this brainrot?
Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.
Bro definitely sticking it in the roomba
Project moon mentioned
It was all so normal until the last sentence.