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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 147 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

natural surplus

Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?

Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why does it feel like youre saying "fake and gay" like you're trying to blend in, like some weird 4chan skinwalker?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because this is the greentext sub and that is what people do here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, we're literally not on 4chan. For good reason.

It's like a plantation. You enjoy the fruits of their labor, but hanging out there is not for most.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The mountainous burden of irony is truly something to behold. It's like watching that strong dude from Baron Von Munchausen

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dear Lord, it's the fake gaywalker!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

(oh shit, they're on to me)

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's the rosaries, they look too much like anal beads

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

First you are at a rosary necklace level, next thing you know you are akuma necklace level and are getting pull started like an 80's weed wacker by a bear dressed like Winnie the Pooh. Many such cases.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not what they're for?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Either way they elicit an "oh my god"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?

Right..?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because I killed and ate them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmmm chianti.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

They make those

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not hopeless, just overcompensating from the freedom.

OP needs to strongly consider whether he:

  1. actually likes doing those things, or
  2. is just entranced/aroused by being able to do things that would be otherwise forbidden by his family and culture.

Either is OK, but when being the source of that behaviour, the former is a lot more healthy than the latter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But point #1 and #2 are the same.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

they can be

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, but in many to most cases, no.

People from suppressed cultures/families who suddenly experience freedom have a tendency to go after anything that spits in the face of their former repression, purely for that freedom. As in, they are motivated by the freedom to choose, and not by whether or not they actually like the act in question.

Which is why the former is much more psychologically healthier. It rarely generates regret, whereas the latter has the potential to generate regret once they “get [it] worked out of their system” and realize that they don’t like the act itself - and may actually hate it or how it’s changed them - and have only been attracted to their ability to choose it or its ability to be offensive in the context of their prior repression.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be transfem, might be straight, which might be even gayer tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nah would have been mentioned if he was anything other than gay.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fake, claims he isn't a neet. Gay, fantasizes about this green text daily.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is the reputation of catholics for sexual repression actually true or just a meme

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I think, as with most things, it's a continuum. On one end, they are pretty chill and at the other end are the extremists that are convinced exposed shoulders will instantly corrupt anyone with a penis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its definitely true and there's a lot of correlation between sexual assault/misconduct and repression though doing science here is obviously really hard so all I can share is some personal anecdotes.

I see a lot of sex tourists here in Thailand (and Vietnam where I lived previously) from repressed countries like middle east region and India and its scary how badly these people are behaving to the point where they are banned from many sex avenues. I had a fried who basically was a Islam virgin and a complete sexual retard and obviously very promiscuous when detached from that until he managed to grow up in a year or two.

Religious sexual repression is scary. My pet theory is that middle east problems would be solved if every dude was just handed a pocket pussy when they turn 16 lol

I know my comment isn't directly about catholicism but its the same thing no matter which religion is enforcing the repression.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Religious sexual repression is scary. My pet theory is that middle east problems would be solved if every dude was just handed a pocket pussy when they turn 16 lol

How will that solve being invaded and meddled with for oil and trade routes?

Or 2000 years ago, being invaded and meddled with for frankincense and trade routes?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

My Catholic friend had most pleasure removed from sex. He doesn't see it as filthy or sinful, but is very nervous by the prospect of disease and pregnancy. He still enjoys having sex because his partners have loved it, and he likes making them happy.

It's more of a game of how quickly/often he can make them climax. For him it is just kind of boring and getting in the way of sleeping/cuddling which he finds much more pleasant.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably a bit of both, anon

But in reality it's not fucked up, it's just who you are and what you like, though again your tight ass upbringing may have given you some ideas

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

You were fucked from the beginning, repression maybe made him bounce back even harder though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. In my later days I tried explaining my unique tastes to my religrous parents only because they eventually came over every day and my lifestlye was all over the house. They couldnt handle it and kept digging and finding reasons to shun me. They always did thtt, looking for things they cant handle. Then they start trying to convert me to a lame christian lifestyle again in my adulthood. Like they want a conservatorship when they invaded a life perfectly fine without them knowing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Then they start trying to convert me to a lame christian lifestyle again in my adulthood.

My parents gave that up decades ago when every single time they brought up religion, I would tire them out with questions they could never answer. I think they realized that they were accomplishing nothing, and maybe even hurting their own faith in the process lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The pic is from Bofuri.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

except for the racism play part this kinda describes my latina GF so yeah accurate and heterosexual most likely

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
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