Pork chop sandwiches!
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Hey kid I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!
mimimimimimi mimimimimimimimimi
mimi?
Nah I’m just playin wit’chu.
I want to ride my motorcycle
Smart Barb is a great trope. Conan was clever and sharp, just uneducated.
Was he uneducated? Ah least the movie version got to study philosophy as mich as i recall...
I haven't read many stories yet but I thought he generally looks down on intellectuals. Maybe that's where I got it.
He more looked down on people who didn't act. There were educated people who did things and he respected them. But being a lazy person who never uses their abilities whatever they are annoyed him.
It's been like a decade since I read any Conan though so.
That seems fair. I need to read more of em, I have all the stories ready for when my son's old enough.
Men me me me me. I am computer. Stop the downloads.
The bardbarian on the other hand needs enough charisma to charm even the most unlikeliest of opponents and the constitution that can withstand their passion.
🎶 He'll fight for money, wherever there's money,
Murder Hobo is there! 🎶
"I would like to ~~rage~~ fight Cobra using advanced teamwork"
But... Knowing is wisdom, not intelligence.
...not in fifth-edition dungeons + dragons: knowledge checks are intelligence, judgement is wisdom...
5e 🤢
Pokemon pwned Hasbro