I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.
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I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.
"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."
Or maybe the driver's Catholic.
He's probably a fossil by now yes... Some would even debate that
At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.
Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.
Wtf Everybody else, according to you guys, goes to heaven and they leave their bodies here. Why would he be the only one to take his physical body up there? His physical body should be just like everybody else, worm food
he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so... eaten by other zombies? yes or no.
The last zombie should have been fossilized unless he was eaten by something else
jesussoarus rex
The power of christ propels you!
Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.
Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...
“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”
If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)
Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.
Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?
Not enough time has passed for that process yet
Maybe he turned water into ethanol?
How much horsepower is Jesus producing?
Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea
No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?
No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.
Jesus has gas.
Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷
Is that car brand sold in the U$?