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He's probably a fossil by now yes... Some would even debate that
At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.
Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.
Wtf Everybody else, according to you guys, goes to heaven and they leave their bodies here. Why would he be the only one to take his physical body up there? His physical body should be just like everybody else, worm food
he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so... eaten by other zombies? yes or no.
The last zombie should have been fossilized unless he was eaten by something else