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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

who the fuck is dodging both korea and vietnam in an age of general conscription?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Be born in 1949

Fake and attracted to same gender.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

They left out ‘be white.’ It was a horrific time for anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 151 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There is no war in Vietnam

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (7 children)

They were calling citizens in alternating groups of SSNs like a lottery. When it was my Dad's buddy's turn to show up for the medical he thought he'd fake extreme scoliosis, slouched one shoulder back and down, then half limped into the doctors office.

He was never even asked to take his shirt off and got excused on medical grounds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sounds like a typical trump republican

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not sure if Trump even got examined when he got his medical exemption

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

The 60s? Don't have to fight in a war?

Are we just rewriting history to ignore Vietnam?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh woops i broke my ankle and an anti war doctor said I'll never walk again.

Oh woops I'm on extended vacation in Canada.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you were not upper-middle class (or higher) and white, these really weren't realistic options to avoid the draft.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Im continuing the idealistic boomer life we are talking about in this thread

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Don't mind me, just thinking about how peaceful Americans were between 1949 and 1965

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Bone spurs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

all these pussies breaking ankles and citing bone spurs know a real man shits his pants right in front of the officer

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What % of the population actually fought in the war?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Page 45 of this PDF has a good chart. It shows that about 26.8 million men were draft eligible in that generation, and about 8.7 million enlisted, 2.2 million were drafted, and 16.0 million never served, including about 570,000 apparent draft dodgers.

About 2.1 million actually went to Vietnam, and about 1.55 million were in combat roles in Vietnam. 51,000 were killed.

So roughly:

  • 41% of that generation of men were in the military
  • 8% of that generation went to Vietnam
  • 6% of that generation fought in Vietnam
  • About 0.2% of that generation died in Vietnam
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I guess that depends how poor and black they were.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Not enough to win it

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That generation got paid $45 an hour in today's value.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

If you scale it to housing prices, it's even more ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Federal minimum wage in 1965 was $1.25/h, which is $12.69/h today. Looks like Alaska had the highest state minimum at $2.10, $21.32 today. Or were you taking more average rather than minimum wage?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They're not talking about "wage", they're talking about "value". I'm assuming "purchasing power".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They never said anything about minimum wage.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Are you thinking of a particular source? I couldn't find substantiation for $45/h.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Back in my day I had to walk to school five times per day on my bare feet over gravel in knee high snow under a blistering hot sun with no water visible for 100 km!

It gave me the character to become a landlord and earn my pay from everyone else!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

My first house in 1999 was an older 4 bdrm on 14 acres of land for $50 grand. There were a lot of homes in the 30-40 grand range but lesser yards.

Now those same houses when they go up for sale are selling for 200-250k easily. (My place would be worth more than that.. "hobby farms" like what I are selling for even 300-500k here now.)

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For note: 50k from 1999 is worth 96k today

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Also worth noting: in most areas, that price is exceptionally cheap for what he got, even for the time.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Yup that was the life for both my brothers (born in 1945 and 1950, me in 57). They kicked it just in time that is for sure.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Even just the 90s was crazy. Not calculated with inflation because I'm bad at maths but my folks' house they bought in 1992 has more than quintupled in value.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Here's a rule of thumb - the federal reserve has a target inflation rate that they try to meet, and that is usually around 2%. Therefore, if you want to do a quick party trick you can do the mental math that things have roughly doubled in price since the 90s. Recent covid related inflation, upcoming tariff related inflation, and 1970s inflation break the trend, but typically the value of money halves every 30-35 years.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I know someone who's house value went up by 440% of her mortgage payment every month for 10 years.

Imagine getting paid four fucking fold on your rent. Jesus Christ.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m starting to think this “Anon” guy just makes shit up!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've met a boomer that basically has lived this greentext. I thought it was an exaggeration until I met him.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

For the thousands of stories like this, there’s thousands more of people that gave their shit away for peanuts because they didn’t understand the value of what they had. My dad gave away so much shit for no reason it’s mind boggling. He sold a 61 Mustang for 15k in 1998.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If OP was 20 in the Summer of '69 then he most certainly was eligible to fight in a war.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Wasn't it like 8.25% of eligible men were drafted? Which doesn't include college deferments, "bone spur" avoidance, etc?

More than 9 out of 10 people didn't get drafted. It certainly sucked for those who did, but the majority didn't have to worry about war.

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