Fake: there's no way Anon goes to bed before midnight
Gay: Anon gets off to Japanese balls
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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People have multiple dreams but mostly only remember the last one.
I find it helps to first dream a container dream, then dream all your dreams from within there. Your brain won't automatically open it to separate them out.
I now want to play Alex Kid in Miracle World.
That's a lot of oddly shaped balls to see on one page
I'm reporting you to Jesus
Uuuh.. Can anyone give me some TP ? Made a mess
Didn't even link to paheal smh...
anon really, really likes japanese rice balls.
Well, on the plus side OP will find it much easier to live out his wildest dream than he would if he had normie dreams.
I was thinking he meant the vtuber then i looked at the pic.. hoo boy..
Well to be fair lots of guys have got off using a donut
You're worthless and should end it.
Serious answer, the stress. Combined with maybe it having been a bit. There are lots of smaller factors that may or may not have been present too. Sleep position, blood flow restriction, restless legs... lot's of little things that can add up.