this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People have multiple dreams but mostly only remember the last one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I find it helps to first dream a container dream, then dream all your dreams from within there. Your brain won't automatically open it to separate them out.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

Fake: there's no way Anon goes to bed before midnight

Gay: Anon gets off to Japanese balls

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I now want to play Alex Kid in Miracle World.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That's a lot of oddly shaped balls to see on one page

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm reporting you to Jesus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Uuuh.. Can anyone give me some TP ? Made a mess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Didn't even link to paheal smh...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

anon really, really likes japanese rice balls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well to be fair lots of guys have got off using a donut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You're worthless and should end it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, on the plus side OP will find it much easier to live out his wildest dream than he would if he had normie dreams.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I was thinking he meant the vtuber then i looked at the pic.. hoo boy..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Serious answer, the stress. Combined with maybe it having been a bit. There are lots of smaller factors that may or may not have been present too. Sleep position, blood flow restriction, restless legs... lot's of little things that can add up.