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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I did this but I stopped after I got up to go to the bathroom and ended up in a park being chased by one of my lamps.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i do this but with a reminder of why i went there cause when i get to the room i needed i forgot why i went there in the first place

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have to be on my game to not be one. 😭

It sucks sometimes to be rocking stuff and change room "What the hell was I doing again?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have used "I am not a clever man" so often because of this comic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same and for like ten years. Nobody has ever understood the reference in that whole span but the sentence alone is funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this actually the original use of that sentence?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the original is from the Judeo-Christian holy texts:

Genesis 4:8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.

Genesis 4:9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”

Genesis 4:10 “I don’t know,” he replied. “I am not a clever man.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fuckin amazing. I actually believed you and had to look it up lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is basically the second plot arc of Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've all found ourselves in the 12th plane of torment one way or another.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s some boomer humor right there lad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly you have never been divorced

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Indeed, nothing like a broken relationship to bring out the worst of people.

@[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I ask why the mention? Ó_ò

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holey moley, sorry! I got no idea why I mentioned you.

... but now that we are here, I have suddenly the growing urge to get a revenge against a random lemmy user.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fucken with randos?

‘at’s a paddlin’

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have heard even amicable splits are painful. You rarely get married to get divorced.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you're going through hell, keep on moving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He is honest with himself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Make This A Movie!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I know the feeling. You kinda space out and start walking in the kata direction and next thing you know you're in another plane of existence. Happens to the best of us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

BUTT CHEEEEKS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the Dawn of Sock animation by BarfQuestion