this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

If you over think this one it could possibly be seen as a trans joke.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's protecting his daughter. The comments from the mechanic will 100% be more creepy if he said she's his daughter.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago

This is a more wholesome way to interpret this. Thank you. I choose to believe what you said.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

why did she post a pic of a girl blushing?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You blush when you're emberassed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

blush -> red cheeks -> ember-ass-ed

coincidence? 😄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

She didn't know she was into it until then

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Did the screenshot make it to reddit?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Oh, that's gross.