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New GTA "Israel Mode" Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage (hard-drive.net)

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NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder random people on the street and burn the city to the ground without feeling too bad about it.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As everyone knows, the most important factor in GTA is the justifiability of your actions. I sure wish I could complete the campaign, but I’d feel bad about robbing a bank or shooting someone. They just don’t make games with moral accountability anymore… smh my head

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

smh my head

😤 grammatical accountability -1000

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Today I went to type my PIN number in the ATM machine but realized that not only had I forgot the number but I also shit my pants.

How embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Personally I prefer the "personal PIN number" and "Automatic ATM machine" you don't want to use a manual ATM machine, those suck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

manual ATM machine, those suck

Given the fees I should be sucked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And public PIN numbers are useless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, yours worked for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

lol out loud

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Shaking my smh at people who say shit like "smh my head" 😔