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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You're made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn't mean it's made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol true, but also I'd say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

too late I'm in your walls muahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good luck. I'm mostly asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

tasty cancer wool

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house...

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which is carbon-based, just like you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Vampire: The Masquerade's Clan Tzimisce vibes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Like, for red-haired people?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

We're carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm... I don't see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Minecraft rotten flesh block

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They're all embarrassed cause you don't know how to use Legos bro. You're supposed to use your imagination.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.