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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think you mean January 2nd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

depends on if they're from America or not. In much of the rest of the world they use the DD/MM/YYYY format.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why is the glass speaking? Is this AI slop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's a child size class (as in it holds the approxomate volume of a small child.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

it's about the amount of coffee I need to wake up in the morning :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

February 1st

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was a joke about how the data is entered incorrectly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

that makes it even funnier

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I hate that I understood the joke immediately...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

i would have gotten it faster if it were January 2nd

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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~incel~{solidarity|­thinking its a date­}~excel~
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Realist: There is piss in the glass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Physicist: All I see is a bunch of particles existing