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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is it just me or is there a new generation about every 4 months lately?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gen Alpha started in 2010 bro, where ya been?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My question is who comes up with these names?? Is there a commission I was never invited?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Baby boomers (named after the post war baby boom that created them) started it by calling the generation following them "generation X". Then millennials were gen Y for a while before the millennial rebrand after the turn of the millennium for some reason. Gen Z got the nickname zoomer pretty much because it rhymes with boomer. Then we ran out of letters because the boomers decided to start at the wrong end of the alphabet, so we're doing the Greek alphabet now. Thus gen alpha, who haven't been around long enough to develop an identity resulting in a catchier nickname.

Given generations seem to be about 15 years or so, the line for gen beta kids is just around the corner I guess

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much longer until we get the first sigma male.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not within this century :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Exactly, it takes time to get a non-sequential name. I haven't heard Gen Y in probably a decade. I still hear Genzie but I suspect it's partly waiting for the Zoomer adoption, partly due to being the easiest to say. Jennay is smooth but not too clear as a standalone word, needing context like "PIN number"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thus gen alpha, who haven't been around long enough to develop an identity resulting in a catchier nickname.

"iPad babies" seems to be the closest thing we have at the moment. Only time will tell if that sticks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Generation Fucked didn't stick and tbh covers too many years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait... I was born close to the start of 2010.

Am I gen alpha?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol what, did you want to be Gen Z or something? Technically you’re on the borderline, and people on the borderlines of generations are kind of a mix of the two gens. So I guess you’d be a … Zalpha? Alphaz? Idk

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Unless my 5th grade kid had a kid, no. You're just getting old. Alpha's been with us for a while now.

The marker is supposedly anyone born entirely within the 21st century and living in a world that's connected to the internet 24/7 since birth. The "iPad kids".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I tend to agree with the person you're responding to in that actual generations tend to be marked by massive paradigm shifts more than chunks of years.

Like fall of the Berlin wall through 9-11 is a generation.

9-11 through COVID is a generation.

COVID until the water wars is a generation.

It's marked by things that the basically the whole world is affected by, and we all experience it together in some way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. There's isn't enough of a difference between a number of the recent gens. I feel like the millennials were the last big one that made sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There's gonna be a big shift in the way that we consume media that there's gonna be a difference between generations that grew up before that big shift and the generation that grew up after that big shift.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I think you are correct.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean 90% of my dad's humor is dad jokes and Monty Python

And it's awesome lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! Which one of my kids are you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Will you be my dad? I miss my dad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Father? 🙋

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

NaoPb! You must marry this girl! She has huge ... tracts of land!

And no singing!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except when OP is making breaking bad references

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLAN...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh hallelujah our problems are solved. We have banana bread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Iron helps us play!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're calling them gen a?

We can just end the whole "gen" thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I think it's alpha but α is annoying to write (outside Greece at least).

But yeah, grouping people in generations isn't really explaining much beyond "people of different ages view this new situation differently". I think it's a very American thing. We don't care as much about generations in Europe and hardly ever name them.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's a strange, obviously inaccurate consolidation of millions of people, as if they all share a personality.

Pretty useless and somewhat demeaning trend.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's media-friendly astrology

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

In the case of this post, I'd say it's more a fact that the early seasons of The Simpsons are 20-30 years old rather than different generations have different perspectives. Gen alpha will not be exposed to those seasons unless it's by someone older.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The capital letter alpha also happens to look the same as Latin and Cyrillic A, so the all-caps text is still good enough

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember folks, don't show your significant other The Simpsons/Futurama/South Park/ or anything else until after you're married. Then they can know you aren't actually funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Add Rick and Morty and you just found the other 9.99%

Last 0.01% is "nobody here but us trees"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Simpsons did it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Their aren't nearly enough Phineas and Ferb memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I know what we're going to do today!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched a random episode on my media box today (Season 7, Lisa becomes a vegetarian). It's been a while and I forgot how good it is. The sheer number of scenes that my wife and I quote to each other on a regular basis that were just in 1 episode was ridiculous.

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Yes, that’s a real pickle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm helping!

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