Text isn't green, but easily as insane as a greentext.
"CAW! THE FILTHY MUDMEN WILL NEVER LEARN OUR SECRETS! CAW! SKREE!"
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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I mean, you actually can do this
I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now.
(I know you're wondering when.)
I am hungry. Now get me some food human.
"Nevermore"
The little guy is very cute <3
Anon is in over his head. He should give up and send it your way. Only a professional will get that guy talking.
Did he participate in a murder?
You can't prove that without possible caws
Is that a raven? Ravens or crows would be the first birds I’d expect us to be able to understand
I think it might be a magpie.
Magpies are corvids too, so that tracks
I find it funny that magpies are corvids but not currawongs.
Convergent evolution moment
Australian magpies aren't corvids. European ones are.
Huh. I didn't realize that. That's even funnier.
Well it's obviously a european one in the picture since it's not upside down.
Unless the picture is photoshopped...
I love this comment thread
I don't think they can "speak" like crows, though.
Yeah I think you’re right, looks similar to a black billed magpie when I looked it up
I thought it could be a jackdaw
Need an old CRO bro