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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's not what's actually going on. They're toads.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They’re being toad by the snake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"this stool is kinda odd, but whatever" - toad

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

toads have better access to public transportation than me

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bless the Maker and His water, bless the coming and going of Him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

May his passage cleanse the front lawn; may he keep the world for His toads.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Lisan al gaib!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do they do this? Does it turn them on?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’ve got that backwards. They’re turned on, and grabbing everything in sight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Ah that makes sense

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like the way your mind works.

edit: apparently experts agree with you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just can't think of another reason why a toad woud step on another animal's back. That's how they have sex after all. The female even carries the male around for a while. I think this could be close enough to do the trick for them. Like toads are not deep thinkers. They're definitely not up there to enjoy the scenery. And it's too many of them for it to be an accident. Yeah, I thought this through before commenting 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If only they knew 😔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm going to venture a guess: the snake is vegetarian, right?

edit: nope, the toads (this is a 3.5m python btw, so they're pretty large) are poisonous.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mating season. These guys will hump a rotten mango.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Those toads must have a danger kink to hump a snake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this precious information

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

One frog is gonna pay the Blood Price for this uber

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago