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[–] [email protected] 139 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If someone is lost as I was:

Spoilerdeer protect their young from predators, the young deer are in the center of the circle where the predator can't get to
a group of army ants, separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. This circle is commonly known as a "death spiral" because the ants might eventually die of exhaustion

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Some other animals too. Especially Turkeys can also get into a "death spiral" similar to ants!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Turkeys? Some of us have their own death spiral to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Death spiral sounds like something you'd do at a metal concert

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Turkeys will eventually break out of the circle as they get hungry, they stay in the flock because they feel safer in numbers, and are dumb enough to forget who's leading. Buy they won't march on to their own death unless food is incredibly scarce.

Ants just aren't self aware, and don't have enough brain cells to realize they could just break off and take a snack break if they wanted.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Deers

The grammar monster in me is going to need a trigger warning next time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

I think the wrong spelling is part of the meme adventure

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if it's different species of deer? Does it work like fish?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would say yes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's Durrs to you city folk.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is the plural the same as singular that does make no sense

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why is English so ridiculous that the plural and singular of deer is the same word? And why do people want to keep it that way?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The plural of "moose" is also "moose" but it's not because of English. Moose derives from Algonquian, a Native American language. It kept the same plural ending it had in its original language instead of adopting the normal "s" ending of most English plurals.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I believe the plural of "moose" is actually "meese".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Goose : Geese :: Moose : Meese

Mouse : Mice :: House : Hice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"MOOSES" Sounds like moose jesus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Go speak a language with gendered nouns and leave English alone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This isn't an english specific trait. Lots of languages have something similar.

For instance, in portuguese we do the same for words that end on the letter S.

Ex: Lápis (Pencil), Vírus (Virus), Ônibus (Bus), etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm glad that quick answer is there, no way I'm reading that whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

John, you can't license away the plural of deer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I acknowledge that the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I want to stand in the eye of the deernado and see how long I can last.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If none of them are bucks, it could be a tornadoe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Nice 👏👏👏

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I’m willing to bet you’ll get a few bucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Considering the other comment mentioning that they do this to protect their young, probably not very long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Whatever gets your rocks off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do they run in the opposite direction on southern hemisphere?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It all depends if it's a high pressure deer/ant system or a low pressure one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Hm, interesting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can we save the ants by brushing them away?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Maybe drop a cookie in there to tide them over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Don't kid yourself, HonoraryMancunian. If an ant ever got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

Like, literally, no meme.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It’s just Ant… you don’t have to put the ‘s’, ant is already plural

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's the human aunt. Like if your mother and father both had a sister named "Sarah" (or if one set of grandparents were very lazy with their naming and your father or mother had two sisters named "Sarah"), you would refer to them collectively as Aunts Sarah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I actually had a pet moose named Sarah, but have never had a pet ant named Sarah so I can’t confirm this.

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