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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just here to say, fuck this long image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain't happening.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shame. It's a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

PS: not OP, check username difference please.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Our battle will be legendary!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

However

— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who's cutting onions here?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Great stories don't have to be real to be enjoyed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

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