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Epstein Island Only Place Unaffected By Trump Tariffs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And apparently Russia

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

And Belarus

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

This made me laugh out loud. Fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

So Russia is now an island?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hungry?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, just ate, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

What a difference a letter makes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'm sure the joke was different but trump made it reality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Not quite true. Heard things were so bad that little boys' pants were half off now.