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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Should I post this to software gore?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oh wow I thought that was multiple screenshots...

I heartily endorse switching to a browser with built-in adblockers (even just specifically for viewing news websites).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

bucket list

☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it's always a guy who does these things

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