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Werewolf Cream Glazing
Ingredients
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- werewolf-harvested honey, 1/4 cup
- water, 2 tbsp
- werewolf-vanilla extract, 1 tsp
- cream provided by 14 werewolf boyfriends, 1/2 cup
- werewolf cream glaze, To coat
I'd expect each of the 14 boyfriends to deliver more than 10 ml of cream, but who am I to judge?
Stop calling "Vibe Coding" "Coding". It's as much coding as shitting on a plate is cooking.
I just tilt my fridge, open its door, and whatever falls out goes in the microwave.
While we’re at it, let’s talk about “prompt engineer.”
I'm just going to start picturing them as "engineers" in the sense that they run trains.
All-aboard the AI prompt!
Except running a train is a real job.
Yes, let’s change the definition so that prompt engineer is the person that comes up with discussion prompts for Jehovah’s witnesses to strike up conversations with strangers. I mean those that start out with ecology but turn out to be about bible in 2-3 minutes. These prompt engineers catch me off guard sometimes.
"Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup" sounds like an album title for a GWAR-style shock rock band.
It's probably already a Butthole Surfers song.
GG Allin
To think of it, "Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup" would fit really well right next to "Needle Up My Cock" and "Expose Yourself to Kids".
I have no clue whether any of those are real ¿songs? and I think I'm ok with that.
Those two are real GG Allin songs.
"Cum Soup For My Valentine"
Finally, some good food
The more I think about it I agree with some comments on this I saw on Slashdot some time ago. Once those monstrous hacked apps start being used in the wild it’ll be so easy to crack their logic and get them to do unintended things. It’ll be like being a hacker or phreaker in the 80s. Personally, I missed that boat and I’m too dumb for real hacking even if I code so I don’t mind having a go at this.
I’m trying to think of a good joke involving cum soup, garlic, and vampires, but it isn’t working out. I’m sure y’all can do something with that.
vampires can't enjoy gangbangs in Transylvania because the local cum soup gives them a tummy ache
Okay obviously the cyanide ice cream is bad, but I'm intrigued by the thick cum soup. How many men would I need to gather to get a full cup of fresh cum?
I think I’ve seen some Japanese research on this.
I see you have read Dr. Toshio Bukkake's paper. Didn't expect to find a fellow man of culture over here.
I was wondering about that too. A whole cup is... a lot. Rather than do the calculus I'd probably settle for egg white instead.
We'll, it's commonly said that the average ejaculation is about a tablespoon, so that would be 16 to a cup
Sounds about right. I'm fine with just cracking and separating a couple of eggs.
Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.
No, I'm vegan.
I remember some dude on the Internet with a jar and an MLP figurine that might be able to help you out.
I think it has to be fresh, and not old and crusty.
The GE app has a recipe generator that they've made slightly less bad recently. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to accept cyanide as an ingredient. It does accept wedding cake though...
Please note: this is the less bad version.
Why did you censor cum in the title when it's not censored throughout?
You’re right, I usually browse Lemmy in some compact modes so I see titles only before I open threads. I somehow assumed it’s the same for others and censored it only there because if you click it then you probably know what you’re doing. I’ll just flag this NSFW instead.
I want cum soup!
Better start saving up, recipe calls for 1 cup, so it's gonna take awhile or you'll have to have a pot luck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That sounds like a terrible pairing. Who wants cum soup with ice cream on the side?