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Archive: https://www.404media.co/vibe-coded-ai-app-generates-recipes-for-cyanide-ice-cream-and-cum-soup/

A “vibe coded” AI app developed by entrepreneur and Y Combinator group partner Tom Blomfield has generated recipes that gave users instruction on how to make “Cyanide Ice Cream,” “Thick White Cum Soup,” and “Uranium Bomb,” using those actual substances as ingredients. 

Vibe coding, in case you are unfamiliar, is the new practice where people, some with limited coding experience, rapidly develop software with AI assisted coding tools without overthinking how efficient the code is as long as it’s functional. This is how Blomfield said he made RecipeNinja.AI.

“Prepare the ice cream base by mixing heavy cream, milk, sugar, and vanilla extract,” the first step for the Cyanide Ice Cream recipe, which is flagged as “dessert,” “dangerous,” and “experimental,” says. Step two says to “Add a small amount of potassium cyanide powder to the ice cream base and mix well,” specifically calling for a 1/4 teaspoon of potassium cyanide powder, which is extremely toxic and deadly if consumed.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Still up on the website:

Werewolf Cream Glazing

Ingredients

  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • werewolf-harvested honey, 1/4 cup
  • water, 2 tbsp
  • werewolf-vanilla extract, 1 tsp
  • cream provided by 14 werewolf boyfriends, 1/2 cup
  • werewolf cream glaze, To coat

I'd expect each of the 14 boyfriends to deliver more than 10 ml of cream, but who am I to judge?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Finally, some good food

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Stop calling "Vibe Coding" "Coding". It's as much coding as shitting on a plate is cooking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

I just tilt my fridge, open its door, and whatever falls out goes in the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

While we’re at it, let’s talk about “prompt engineer.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm just going to start picturing them as "engineers" in the sense that they run trains.

All-aboard the AI prompt!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes, let’s change the definition so that prompt engineer is the person that comes up with discussion prompts for Jehovah’s witnesses to strike up conversations with strangers. I mean those that start out with ecology but turn out to be about bible in 2-3 minutes. These prompt engineers catch me off guard sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

"Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup" sounds like an album title for a GWAR-style shock rock band.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

"Cum Soup For My Valentine"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

It's probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’m trying to think of a good joke involving cum soup, garlic, and vampires, but it isn’t working out. I’m sure y’all can do something with that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

vampires can't enjoy gangbangs in Transylvania because the local cum soup gives them a tummy ache

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The more I think about it I agree with some comments on this I saw on Slashdot some time ago. Once those monstrous hacked apps start being used in the wild it’ll be so easy to crack their logic and get them to do unintended things. It’ll be like being a hacker or phreaker in the 80s. Personally, I missed that boat and I’m too dumb for real hacking even if I code so I don’t mind having a go at this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Okay obviously the cyanide ice cream is bad, but I'm intrigued by the thick cum soup. How many men would I need to gather to get a full cup of fresh cum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was wondering about that too. A whole cup is... a lot. Rather than do the calculus I'd probably settle for egg white instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We'll, it's commonly said that the average ejaculation is about a tablespoon, so that would be 16 to a cup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Sounds about right. I'm fine with just cracking and separating a couple of eggs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think I’ve seen some Japanese research on this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I see you have read Dr. Toshio Bukkake's paper. Didn't expect to find a fellow man of culture over here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

No, I'm vegan.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I remember some dude on the Internet with a jar and an MLP figurine that might be able to help you out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I think it has to be fresh, and not old and crusty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

The GE app has a recipe generator that they've made slightly less bad recently. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to accept cyanide as an ingredient. It does accept wedding cake though...

Deconstructed wedding cake salad with whipped cream dressing

Please note: this is the less bad version.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did you censor cum in the title when it's not censored throughout?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You’re right, I usually browse Lemmy in some compact modes so I see titles only before I open threads. I somehow assumed it’s the same for others and censored it only there because if you click it then you probably know what you’re doing. I’ll just flag this NSFW instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Better start saving up, recipe calls for 1 cup, so it's gonna take awhile or you'll have to have a pot luck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

That sounds like a terrible pairing. Who wants cum soup with ice cream on the side?