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[–] [email protected] 2 points 30 minutes ago

Middle is incorrect for all 3.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Do you regale him with World War 1 knowledge before or after?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick

Maybe tomorrow when i feel like it

[–] [email protected] 38 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I think if wizards actually existed, they would seldom bother with actual curses; which seem complicated to cast and prone to backfiring. Having shown someone a little magic, they'd be very easy to trick into thinking they've been cursed, and the resulting paranoia, anxiety and confirmations bias would do the job. I imagine it'd be some wizard's favorite trick. They'd gloat about it to their colleagues and they'd laugh together in their secret wizard circles.

So a wizard would need a pretty strong incentive to cast an actual curse.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago

The best part would be that if they went to another wizard to have them break the curse they'd tell them that there was no curse. More paranoia fuel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Honestly I'm pretty sure you can already do this. Your average person is remarkably superstitious and believes in angels and demons and such, it doesn't take much to also think they were cursed. Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Like the universe antagonizing them in the form of petty enemies who talk shit... who get all up in my goddamn shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago