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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why does Jaden Smith look like he's asking me for change on the beach?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (3 children)

He's always got that confused look on his face that makes me want to punch him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It's the WiFi forehead wrinkles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

EdibleFriend wants to punch people with dementia, confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean...it could be funny? They would be so confused but then forget what happened so, then, you get to do it again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

C A N C E L L E D

You'll never be on air again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'll be honest, as a dude who makes a lot of dark jokes, even I was a bit on the fence about that one lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I don't understand why he's Jaden Smith, but he doesn't seem to understand how he's Jaden Smith.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

He wants to sell you fresh coconut water.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You would look like that too if your mother cucked your father with your friend and then told everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Make peter parker idris elba and mile morales ryan gosling.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the past year, I saw Idris Elba on Thor: Love & Thunder, then Suicide Squad, and then in freaking Sonic 2 playing Knuckles.

That man can play any role I don't care I'm on board.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because he is the same in all movies. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Exactly...awesome!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They can always say it's yet another universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm still catching up on who this Miles Morales person is. I'm like Jaden Smith's face right now and it sucks because I want to punch myself so hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Obviously Miles Morales should be played by Chris Pratt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

"He's so cool"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That was a religious experience

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can he get the swagger of a black teenager right though.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

De-age Donald Glover. I don't mean digitally.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

De-pants him, too... ;)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can't just put Ryan gosling in a poll and not expect him to win

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I'd give him a fair shot of winning even if it's for a female role and against female actors.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Caleb McLaughlin could probably do pretty well, I don't know who the other guy is, but Jaden Smith would be fucking awful

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shameik Moore is Miles' voice actor in the Spiderverse movies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, then it for sure has to be him. His voice performance in those movies is stellar.

Though, a good voice actor doesn't always make a good live actor so... Whatever, it's all hypothetical anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Fuck nepotism hires

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Out of those choices??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Why not Nadji Jeter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Honestly, I'm not sure I like any of the voting options here, mainly because I have no idea who any of these people are..... Except Ryan.

So I'd probably vote Ryan too because no matter the outcome, the results are invalid to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

As if they're not going to just give it to Chris Pratt.