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I want a gold star medal too "The tip of the spear Info Wars veterans limited edition fundraiser coin and this is not for our veterans of the armed services is for them too. If you've been fighting the tyrants and speaking out and voting and donating and praying you are a veteran of the globalist bio weapon attack, COVID, the shots. You are a veteran"

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

!lemmysilver

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm unfamiliar with this medal, but can only assume it's intended to commemorate the US losing the information war. Seems a bit macabre.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

infowars is a very long running conspiracy show and the host alex jones is man that spends his time either saying he has too much news to cover or selling overpriced supplements, he does that for 3 to 4 hours 5 or 6 days a week

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Thank you; I made the alex jones connection right after I commented. Feels like it also works as a grim joke at the usa's expense!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A $120 value for just $50! Helps support the info war!

Contains less than $10 worth of silver cladding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

A Troy ounce of fine silver is worth 33usd melt

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Awww I wish I could spam silver a bit, I have to wait 24 hoursss. Wah.

Veterans get tinnitus, insomnia and deafness. I know one who bought, trained and certified his own service dog (doctor's paperwork and all) and certain people STILL give him shit. It's been 4 years! The dog's a thing! She is well trained, but she's very large and intimidating, too. If she doesn't ever get around to liking you... maybe she smells the infowars on ya ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

May I borrow the image?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

mind your own bussiness kindstranger

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

So on point, just what we needed in these troubled times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

yes I remember shafts being very important and I am honored with the comparison

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Gorgeous! Melted from the finest chocolate wrappers or chrome bumpers or sumthin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

a pack of penis flavored crayons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

how many? I need either 3 or 52

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A small lump of plutonium (offer not valid in Australia)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why does the rock feel fuzzy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the asbestos wrapping paper. It keeps the heat locked in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~heat~~

flavour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The tip of something else.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Tip of the Dick? 🍄‍🟫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You shall receive the medal as a veteran of the incredibly credible defence. It is paired with recruitment to the order of the noncredible credibility

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

::::shaky movie salute:::

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Top of the spear, edge of the knife, crack of my... ass.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HIq7jogkkPw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ive seen that movie way too many times and I can never hear that phrase without wanting to finish it now.