The usual way and I’m sure you have your reasons.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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Pay a data broker for Dr. Phil's home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it
Stabbing tires is so lame.
Remove the core from the valve stem. Way safer and accomplished the same task.
If it's a nice enough car with fancy wheels, they'll get ruined by sitting on the rims with a completely flat tire.
Keep in mind slashing tires full of compressed air can be very dangerous
Use a key launcher to slash them from a distance
Is key launcher code for a gun?
No, an apparatus that launches keys (typically generic house keys) usually using air pressure.
(Shooting people’s stuff with guns is illegal, silly)
All my locks are actuated by round keys of about 9mm diameter.
That is true.....but it's not nearly as fun to do it safely
It's also not fun to be dead
How do you know?
Because it that case, you wouldn't be able to slash any more tires.
air them out first
Phil McGraw is an opportunistic loser. Don't waste your time on this freak. All he does is yell at people on tv, hawk face cream and push his podcast.
I would rather scrub my toilet than think about him. Scrub, scrub, scrub and... FLUSH!!!
seriously though, the world is full of all kinds of infuriation that make us take out our anger on household chores.
😈 Dr Phil exists = your toilets are exceptionally clean ✨
With a knife and because he deserves it.
The why is easy, he’s got a laundry list of sins against his fellow humans. The how is to start jogging in nondescript clothing in his area. Learn his license plate and hang out in a grocery store parking lot nearby for a week
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