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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

1000007458

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What can I say, I stole it off the internet and a bunch of the pixels fell off during the getaway

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I consulted the great Tin Eye of the Etherwebs and they bestowed unto me this copy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Do you know what a MILF is?

Monster Is Satanic

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I'm glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I'm slowly getting free of it all...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This is some absolutely kick ass advertising for Monster, all that imagery is sick as hell. Milfs dig it, fuck yeah 🤘🤙

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I wish I had enough time and fantasy to come up with such bullshit. I’d still use it for something different probably^^

Edit: she is so sincere it’s killing me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I hope that this is satire. Had to stop halfway.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what's worse is if you play it forwards

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding....

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What do you mean, "worst name ever"? It's a very clean name, a name of purity and goodness. It's the components of pure water, Hydrogen and Oxygen.

No, really, this is actually where the name came from.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Billy Mays needed to pitch that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

He's busy degassing his hydrogen and oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always come first. It's not a contest though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The better question is, did you come twice?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I want to compare them, but I've never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Supposedly, along with Utz brand stuff.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Fun fact: If you say 'utz' over and over again, you sound like electronic dance music.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I've ever seen hydrox.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I saw them once, and I've tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you rearrange "Oreo" you get "oreO"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

This is plausible; although, I haven't done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You also get reoo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

An Adventure Time email

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pressed on two sides by brown invaders ... the delicious white centre saves your hunger ... again and again and again

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

The Knights Templar? Could these cookies be related to the lead cross the team found 3 years ago? Could Mr. Christie be tied to the original depositors? Find out next week on The Curse of Oak Island

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ya know, this feels exactly like the type of thing the people on a show my dad likes called Curse of Oak Island would do, the connection they'd make.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they're actually genius conmen.

They've managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

O.R.E.O.

  • Only
  • Russell
  • Eats
  • Oranges

Right? Do you get it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

OREO

  • Oreos

  • R

  • Extremely

  • Overrated

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah it's shit if you don't have milk and nothing can save the filling.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
  • old
  • righteous
  • eager
  • overarchievers

Templars confirmed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere out there the assassin order is incinerating Oreos

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

sweet taste shitposts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

still hasn't got any taste

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

satanic propaganda

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