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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/6202958

Key & Peele in "Planning a Heist"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I have two.

"I said, 'Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch."'

"Welcome to claps: Cunnilingus Class."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

But did you put that pussy on the chainwax?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You said bitch though, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Al Quaida is good, but Airplane Turbulance makes me laugh so hard I cry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Inner City Wizard School.

"Get yo ass outta my office. I will turn you into a spider!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"Here's a wand with a silencer on it"

A classic

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The trantriquillatance or however they spell it.

"Prepared for terries."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher.

Ya done messed up A A Ron!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

D-nice? If one of y'all say some silly ass name..... This whole class is gonna feel. My. Wrath. Now, D-nice.

..... Do you mean Denise?

son of a BITCH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Do meeee
Talk about the burns

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Without a doubt it's the misunderstood text messages. Wife's is the substitute teacher.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Wife’s is the substitute teacher

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My favorite was when they pretended to be slaves in a civil war reenactment. They did not shy away from the over the top Jim crow era racist voice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I don't know if I have ever laughed as hard at a skit as I did this one. Even seeing stills from this still makes me chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's one of my favorites, too. I have a lot of favorites but the ones that come to mind is the one where Key is a warlord who is trying to get his subordinate to kill him and then there's the one where Peele is a real gangster on a movie set but the director doesn't think he's convincing enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Those are both excellent. And yeah, it can be hard to choose. They weren’t afraid to get weird with their sketch ideas yet the show still managed to rarely ever miss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I really like their Harry Potter spoof

As well as the guy who can't stop saying "Deez Nuts"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Too many! Substitute teacher, Hogwarts, Country Music and more I can't remember. Such a great show with great writers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The one with the creepy baby!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Bling Benzy & Da Struggle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I like the one about the parallel universe in which elementary school teachers are revered & paid as highly as pro football players.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Proud gangster is the one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"God's lessons.. are so beautiful" UFC

And

Someone's Gotta Say It