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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see you've never done serious web development.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (8 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You might be overthinking it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i did NOT expect this to actually exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

I had expected it but was still disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

There's a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there's longer ones out there now.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

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