No need to thank me
Elon Musk is also in this photo.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Huh, you made it worse somehow. I'm impressed.
Thanks!
He's going to be so jealous of Trump
That is pretty funny. On a side note, I don't think he's brave enough to endure pregnancy and childbirth more than once, if at all.
Yeah, but with "RFK Jr" in charge of everything medical, and Donald's age, poor health and probable lack of a vagina, I don't anticipate either the baby or the birthing-parent surviving childbirth.
So when we take the horrific pain, and 0% survival rate into account, perhaps it's more of a "twisted and bleakly sadistic dream' than a nightmare?
Damn. You Black Mirror-ed my Black Mirror. Respect.
You're right. There is no need to thank you.
Needs a Vance baby sonogram
Genius.
Also, "couch-o-gram"
"Congratulations! It's a sectional!"
Yeah absolutely no need to thank you
Don't let it haunt your dreams. Try not to think about it, especially not in an anatomical sense.
Thats a lot of tacobell
He put his XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito into the Doritos taco, yeah.
Kimster put on some of the daddie weight
Dad bod fo sho
Is it a donkey?
Well, yeah. What else could a jackass give birth to?
Don't + Kim = donkim! I wasn't about to get fooled!
I feel like there's a Donkey Komg joke in here somewhere, too.
Wow. It even got the number of fingers right.
Now tell me. Are you sitting all day putting in prompts and posting every better image here or did you come up with it and asked specifically to post it?
I was pleasantly surprised by that, too.
Am I pathetic, or am I insane, you ask. Nobody knows, least of all me. All I can say is:
Please, go outside.
I actually spend a lot of time outside. I don't drive unless I have to, which means I walk or take public transit to accomplish my daily activities, including but not limited to going to work. There are a few parks around, and it's not uncommon for me to hang out in one. I also enjoy posting silly things on Lemmy. They're not mutually exclusive.
No, you don't get it, it didn't get the right number of fingers. It's just a real picture of the real world
What did he mean by this
Wow, just imagine all the batshit in the crazy that’s the result of that.
I'm not sure it could get any worse, but it looks like we'll find out in a week or so.