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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays Zelda (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago

Real and Gay

[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago

The word wiikend is easily the best part of this. I can't believe no one else even mentioned it.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fake: anon made a friend
Gay: anon is gay

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What is this meme format ? I keep seeing it in so many places . Can someone explain i geniunly wants to know .

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Peoples calling out fake story in greentext (like if some of this ever happened) used to type this

It was a popular joke on r/greentext with bots calling each other gay and cuck if you triggered the form

It was funny for like a whole day then it was just your averrage r*ddit moment with peoples using it to push homophobics comments

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thanks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Used to (still is I guess) be a thing to call every story fake and gay. Evolved to explaining the reasoning for why the story is fake and gay, especially in response to greentexts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fun fact - some queer promoters in San Francisco owned the whole “fake and gay” meme-insult by using it as their brand:

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago

"Are you using my Wiimote to get together with me?"

"No, I'm using it to get together with Link."

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago

as I like men more than she does

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

Wholesome greentext is wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I hate when I'm trying to play Zelda and hotties talk to me. Like ladies, I gotta go collect some koroks. If you're not here to give me tips, you gotta go.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Nothing quite like taking turns playing with the joystick of a petite androgynous elf.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Wiikend

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Everything went better than expected.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

This is how new GBFs get made. I feel like Sir David Attenborough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Met my best friend in college because she was wearing a Zelda T-shirt in like at the bookstore. XD