this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My bishops cast "River of Salmon", which causes the bears to do nothing but eat and sleep for the rest of the game, while my knights cry out "Ni!" and distract the black queen with a shrubbery. The rest of the game is plain sailing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Promote all bishops to pope and shit together in woods.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can do the woods response, whereas both queens will choose the bears to go into the woods with them rather than any male pieces. This leaves black without any frontline but also sacrifices both queens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do we get to see what happens on the woods board or do we just have to kinda sit at the chess board?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's visible but you can barely make out the pieces because of all the foliage.

Here's a view of the woods board (it's below the trees):

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Cocaine. Saw it in a movie.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

You should mirror their move as white bears are stronger than black bears.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

You're not supposed to play around it, it's meant to make you lose. But don't worry, The Angler will only play the bear wall on your first run through or two to prevent the player from progressing too quickly. Once you find the Stinkbug and the Knife, he shouldn't summon them anymore and you can progress past him. Make sure you're taking time to look around the room for puzzles/secrets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Too fast. Too soon.

Didn't know Leshy played chess.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Death touch mantis god or scissors

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

hook is good too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Those are black bears, the scare easily. Just make your pawns clap, yell, and maybe even bang some pans together and they should saunter off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Feed them one of your horses. But put 2kg of C4 in the horse's butt first. Bears can't resist spicy palomino. Them yeet them off the board with the C4.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

White does look to be in an unbearable position.

/Pun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Turns out the pawns are 'Murican!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Launch a salmon at the black king

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Horse can jump over other pieces

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Easy, i have the power of beets and Battlestar Galactica on my side!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Horse to f3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Thought they were panthers at first, in which case I'd say have the FBI monitor their comms and assassinate their leader.

But it's bears, so, yeah, like the other guy said, cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tarrif opening, but I haven't learned any endgames.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

King gets rich, pawns die. The end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Then the king makes the sons of the pawns fight in the rematch.