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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's always real.

Did you miss this?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, I didn't. I just was stunned they profaned yhwh and Baphomet. I guess they'll get around to Kali and Shiva eventually. Got to cover all the bases, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it make all the sheep say "BAA-L"?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Baal was a storm god who brought rain and life to the land. Yahweh is the war god that brought genocide.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I love you" on the only two things he loves, himself and money. Pretty spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why a goat? It's an odd choice considering the association with Satan.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It's an old testament sacrifice thing.

Leviticus 17:7

They must no longer offer any of their sacrifices to the goat idols[a] to whom they prostitute themselves.

Edit: it appears in a few other places.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

he hasn't read the bible and probably doesn't talk to anyone who has. more likely a reference to "the goat" meaning "the greatest of all time".

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mar-a-lago-goat-trump/

The dude that donated/sold it just really likes goats lmao

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where is Moses when you need him?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wake up babe, new Gävlebocken just dropped. 🔥

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

"Christians" ~~Hate~~ Love This One Weird Trick!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (5 children)

So, literally worthless statue made from scrap paper.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (12 children)

The difference between patriotism and nationalism is that patriotism is the love of one's country and nationalism is the belief that one's country is superior above all others.

Fascism is a centralized government underneath the authority of a dictator.

It's obvious that these guys want a nationalist and fascist government.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Cool and normal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Love how they sold trump a false idol to combat sex trafficking. Chefs kiss.

"You know you can just donate how ever much money to what ever cause you want without receiving anything in exchange"

"DONT QUESTION ME, IN TRUMP WE TRUST!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

....

Naaahh, this has to be an the onion article

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's no fucking way this is the real timeline hahahahaha

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Trump is weird and evil

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