I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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This is why reposts are important. I've never seen it.
You’re one of today’s 10000!
I don’t miss the constant carping on Reddit about reposts for this very reason, not everyone is online 25/7
I love that cotton video
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I wanna see something like this for other accents. The gimmick in this sentence doesn’t work at all in my accent because they all use different vowels (apart from earned and urn). What’s the Australian equivalent to this? RP? Scottish? I reckon the Kiwi version would be pretty funny.
The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm
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Too quick, pipedlinkbot. I edited the link to fix it.
Boston: Carrie carried her car keys in her khakis.
Car keys/khakis actually works for most English (as in the region of the UK, not as in the language), Australian, South African, and Kiwi accents, I think. It doesn't sound like carrie though.
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I don't know what it is for Aussies, but it'd be similar. Iron ion sounds the same when we say it
Got my eye on the iron ion iron
Beer can in an English accent is bacon in a Jamaican accent.
Oh that's a good one!
Classic shitpost. Never gets old
This is great shit. Funny content. More quality shit like this please!
Urn urn an urn urn. Baltimore native here.
He starts with "Bottom accent..."