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[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

They vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It's nearly a decade for the full house!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Your house has more than 5 rooms?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Places separated by walls, what else?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

K, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't count them by default?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry.

4 of us live in it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You guys have senses to perceive said house?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

isn't that what the roomba is for? i'm confused /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Ngl you had us in that first half... :-P

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It's a living...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Whoever drew this I'm going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Yeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

You're already halfway to the plot of "The Brave Little Toaster."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

A lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it's robot ankle apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I am a borderline hoarder. I don't think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Now imagine how horrifying this sketch would be if vacuums were sentient

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

seems more like one of the rooms each year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they're asleep for the violent part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon