this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
361 points (92.5% liked)

Memes

45629 readers
1165 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Such a forced joke

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Hehe, no Billy, your Mom hasn’t touched my dick since you were born. This here is the deer’s asshole, eat that shit up son.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

But dad, that doesnt make sense, Sally is younger than me!

No son, it's true...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Ok, I spent way too much time trying to understand what a hell “deef meat” is. Please tell me I am not along. I need it for my self-esteem.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Got'em city.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At first I was like "Wth is deep meat?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I thought, maybe it's "deep-fried meat"...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was thinking "deep-freeze meat"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha spouse bad am I right fellow humans?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Haha I hate my wife too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I realize it was supposed to be dear, but the only thing I could think of at first was pig