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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 days ago (3 children)

City parks are wasteful and useless - says people who have never lived within walking distance of a good park and drive everywhere

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They are great places for dogging.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I figured you meant walking your dog but then i saw your name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Always strange how enthusiastic friends from the americas are about dogging, cottaging, and double-fisting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I believe, the solution to that is more parks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hawaii did this, and it looks amazing. Other states have banned billboards too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

This actually does seem to work. Vancouver has a LOT of parks, and I don't find them crowded or underutilized. It's a nice balance where there are people to talk to but you can find your own quiet spot too

https://vancouver.ca/parks-recreation-culture/parks-gardens-and-beaches.aspx

Apparently we have 250 parks, making up 11% of Vancouver's land mass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah look at my city on a map, Victoria BC. Like half the city is green space and I can easily find solitude.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that's how you do a city

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's a really beautiful park with an incredible background of old town royal mile and it isn't even crack top 3 best parks in Edinburgh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That's not a park, then, it's a nature preserve.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Said no one ever? Where in the world have you heard that?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've lived in small rural towns, where parks are a waste of taxpayer dollars according to many people

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd imagine those same people think any spending is a waste of taxpayers dollars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bizarre. I stop at a few rural parks when bringing the kids home to Florida. They're mostly very nice and well attended.

OTOH, I can see rural people not valuing parks. After all, we can go 1/4 mile from anywhere and be in actual nature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah the parks are usually fine (albeit, some can be quite bland) - it's the people who don't appreciate them. Why go to the park when they could go to the mall? Because by the time they're in their car, why drive to a park?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

git the gubberment outta my paycheck, thats socialism

hail king trump long like the king

hey where’s my social security check?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Yeah the concrete jungle can really put your mind in neutral gear the longer you move through it. Used to ride my bike all around downtown ft worth tx back in the early 70s. Then got transplanted out to the wide open ranch lands and found some quieter places to ride

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Grinder 😏

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that square foot of grass isn't for the cats it's for me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only if I can make "cute" faces at you and go pspspspspspsps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I have a Pavlovian response to that where I blink slowly and tchktchktchk back

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Get out there and consume!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, you can take in beauty anywhere, even a plastic bag floating in the wind. It's more a mind set. If you deliberately look for goodness and beauty, you'll find it. I could stroll down 5th avenue NYC and look up and be in awe of the towering monuments to human ingenuity and grit all around me. Or I can take that same walk and fixate in on litter and grumble.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you stand in awe of the human ingenuity behind a strip mall, Taylor. Really take it all in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Look at that line cook smoking a cig in the twighlight of the panda express sign. He's squatted on the milk crate like a shitting monkey.

Beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you can take in beauty anywhere, even a plastic bag floating in the wind.

https://youtu.be/gHxi-HSgNPc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Don't forget getting stabbed by elmo!

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