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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 days ago (3 children)

City parks are wasteful and useless - says people who have never lived within walking distance of a good park and drive everywhere

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They are great places for dogging.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I figured you meant walking your dog but then i saw your name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Always strange how enthusiastic friends from the americas are about dogging, cottaging, and double-fisting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I believe, the solution to that is more parks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hawaii did this, and it looks amazing. Other states have banned billboards too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

This actually does seem to work. Vancouver has a LOT of parks, and I don't find them crowded or underutilized. It's a nice balance where there are people to talk to but you can find your own quiet spot too

https://vancouver.ca/parks-recreation-culture/parks-gardens-and-beaches.aspx

Apparently we have 250 parks, making up 11% of Vancouver's land mass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah look at my city on a map, Victoria BC. Like half the city is green space and I can easily find solitude.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that's how you do a city

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's a really beautiful park with an incredible background of old town royal mile and it isn't even crack top 3 best parks in Edinburgh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not a park, then, it's a nature preserve.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree those are much better than parks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So... you don't want to touch the grass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

And they make me wear clothes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Said no one ever? Where in the world have you heard that?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've lived in small rural towns, where parks are a waste of taxpayer dollars according to many people

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd imagine those same people think any spending is a waste of taxpayers dollars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bizarre. I stop at a few rural parks when bringing the kids home to Florida. They're mostly very nice and well attended.

OTOH, I can see rural people not valuing parks. After all, we can go 1/4 mile from anywhere and be in actual nature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah the parks are usually fine (albeit, some can be quite bland) - it's the people who don't appreciate them. Why go to the park when they could go to the mall? Because by the time they're in their car, why drive to a park?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

git the gubberment outta my paycheck, thats socialism

hail king trump long like the king

hey where’s my social security check?