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[–] [email protected] 139 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Turn back stranger. This thread is full of people arguing about history and political theories without any clue about either.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hold my ideology, I'm going in!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the warning, but I ignored it and regret this decision.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Remember when he asked the supermodel what the "first five digits of the Pythagorean Theorem" were because haha stupid women? Then he got super owned because he meant to say Pi? What a complete wanker.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Even if that went the way he wanted who the fuck needs to know more than 3.14? memorization is not intelligence

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

He must have meant the first 5 digits of the theorem expressed as some kind of Godel numbering. I mean there's no way he's a complete moronic cunt, right?

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 9 months ago (12 children)

I regret looking up the clip: https://youtu.be/jNFOVkB6JjQ

Sorry to say to my UK friends, it looks like these people have no manners when it comes to debating. Asking a question and then proceeded to shout over them. I'm surprised they still have viewers.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No need to apologise as Piers Morgan does in fact not represent the UK, I'm fairly certain that he is almost universally disliked.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Apart from the flag-shaggers and gammons that want someone to "tell it like it is"

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I couldn't hear half the shit Piers said or any of the other people because he keeps talking over them like a gigantic baby. What a total loser.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Holy hell, It hurt watching that so freaking much.

It was not worth watching it just for that moment. I am blown away at how much he kept saying something with a response being the opposite of what he wanted and then him repeating it. "I did protest Obama" "I already told you I don't know" "I don't know the number" dude, I am amazed at her patience with a grown man acting like a toddler that didn't get his way.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

getting a word in edgeways is the real problem

Still, at least he is a filthy phone hacker.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (3 children)

When they sacked Clarkson for hitting a producer, I was like: But he also punched Morgan, shouldn't he, like, get one free for that?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

He called him a "lazy Irish cunt" when he punched the producer for not being able to magically produce a restaurant quality steak at midnight.

Idk if you know anything about old gammon pricks, but that wasn't a simple observation that the guy was Irish.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

Isn’t “getting owned” basically this douche’s job?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Piers Morgan blocked me on Xitter, back when I had an account there. It was the highlight of my brief time on that platform.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Xitter" is absolutely amazing. This is the first time I've seen someone call it that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Pronounced "shitter"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Some basic facts about your hero Stalin

[–] [email protected] 130 points 9 months ago (34 children)
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[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Defeated Hitler.

And a lot of his rivals.

And non rivals.

And civilians.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago

Yes because all reds support Stalin, like all fascists support trump. Please.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Cool mustache, terrible everything else.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

Remember when Piers Morgan came to the U.S. and everyone hated him here too, so he slinked back to the UK?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

The fact she had to say it twice. Piers Morgan is a twat.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Morgan is a cancer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

conservatives are really good at arguing against what they imagine leftists to be and really bad at arguing against what leftists actually are

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Piers is so out of touch, even by American standards

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